Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
