Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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