i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i dont even know how to be here
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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