just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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