Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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