We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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