i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Send help, water and tortillas.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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