Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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