So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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