Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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