shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Even my vagina gasped.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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