I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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