I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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