we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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