Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
When are your genitals available?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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