What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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