Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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