no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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