he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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