Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
honey bunches of taint.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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