Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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