If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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