Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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