belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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