i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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