I hope mine doesn't look like that
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just found a bag of teeth...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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