Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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