found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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