Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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