My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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