did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
This is my gift to your gina
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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