She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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