Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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