I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Randomize
