kristin has been a bad kristin
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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