Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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