Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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