ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
There are leaves in my underwear?
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