she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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