if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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