he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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