On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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