I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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