Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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