is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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