So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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