: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
The air taste purple.
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