tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
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