Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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