:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
