i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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